As a vegetarian, I am strictly antisciutto, but I am propasta.
Melon Pun
The melon farmer’s wife had a honeydew list.
This does not need to be said but here it is.
The melon farmer’s wife had a honeydew list.
As a vegetarian, I am strictly antisciutto, but I am propasta.
For Halloween, I’m going to dress as a ghost with a syringe: the BOOster! 👻
The precise method of combining finely shredded raw cabbage with dressing or a condiment into a cold side dish or “New England Salad” is defined in Cole’s Law.
The first version of Microsoft’s database server was so bad, they had to quickly come up with a SQL.
When solid precipitation is so scary big that you wet your pants, it’s probably pee-sized hail.
Italian advertising writers: they do a lot of copy & pasta
COVID-19 contact tracing: looking for coughlinks.
There’s a big cough drop factory in Lozengeles.