As a vegetarian, I am strictly antisciutto, but I am propasta.
Yes, this pun is spun around prosciutto* and antipasti, forgive me. And it’s slightly wrong because the Italian first course/starter is antipasto, plural antipasti… but then it doesn’t work with pasta as a pun. It’s the silly thought that counts, right? 😜
*) bonus pun: are there any vegetarian ham radio operators?